5/29/2012 - Conversation
- me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
- me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
- me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
- me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????
5/29/2012 - Photo
does anyone know what kind of dog this is
it’s not a dog, it’s a siamese cat gosh don’t they teach you anything at school
it’s cleary a rabbit, what have you guys been smoking?
are you guys blind, its obviously a fish
that’s a mawfucking turtle you dumb shits
it’s obviously a damn bird.
Wait… I thought it was an alligator.
You guys are all idiotic if you can’t tell that this is a hamster?
literally LAUGHING at all you idiots ^^ he/she is a dinosaur. Morons.
Wait…So this isn’t a kumquat?
this is a fucking ostrich. come on guys, lets use our brains
I can’t believe I have to be on the same planet as all of you idiots. It’s obviously a dragon. That’s why it has so many notes.
you guys are all completely wrong, this is clearly a tree on a leash.
Wow I never knew people actually put their kids on a leash
Dear god that’s a huge spider.ARE YOU ALL BLIND!?!? ITS THE FUCKING LEOPLURADON!
these niggas deadass ? its obviously billy mays the resemblance is uncanny
(Source: thecuteoftheday, via skiptheyouth)
5/29/2012 - Video
How do stupid people reproduce?









